Interview footage with Tom Brady that landed on the cutting room floor of “Tom V. Time”
/“Mental toughness is kind of overrated. Mostly I prefer sleeping in and binge-watching ‘Grace and Frankie.’”
“I am semi-competitive. I get sad when I lose ‘Words with Friends.’ I do.”
“Will I retire? Psh. Will Bellichick wear non-hooded sweatshirt apparel, without cutting off the sleeves?”
“My kids have a pretty normal life. I mean, ya, their dad is basically an athletic Benjamin Button and their mom is a supermodel and we’re filthy rich but like sometimes they have to make their beds.”
“Can you tell me something? What do people actually do when they’re tailgating?”
“I’ll tell you the truth. Sometimes in the off-season, I just eat a handful of barbecue chips. The off-season can get pretty crunk, yo.”
“So you’re going to put this out on Facebook? Do I have to, like, accept new friend requests?”
“Gisele. When she tries to pronounce ‘helmet.’ It sounds like ‘hail-mot.’ Uhh, it drives me wild.”
“I could literally, like, not remember anything after I got hit. That’s the real reason I watch the films so much.”
“Do you think I had time to deflate a football? Please. I have a very intense massage schedule to maintain.”
“People jab me for wearing a rain parka during press conferences. If they only knew. Like, sometimes, if I’m having a good hair day, I just bust out the Super Bowl rings and feel fancy.”
“Performing at the highest level requires wearing the right underwear. When I look back at old me, that’s the missing piece. The invention of wicking material is just such a gamechanger, ya know?”
Reasons That Lady Is Unable to Move Her Yoga Mat To Accommodate Mine
/1.) Mercury is in retrograde and she’s bound to tip over and you know--dominoes.
2.) Oosh--haha! She wonders if you think we’ll all fit? All 3 of us in a row?
3.) She’s wearing new lululemon and she’s not sure if they’re see-through.
4.) Because why? Did you get a Groupon for this class or something?
5.) She just watched the Amy Cuddy TED Talk about power stances and this is NOT THE DAY to ask her to shrink back.
6.) She would, but she just told the mustachioed guy, you know the one who doesn’t believe in deodorant, that there wasn’t enough room.
7.) Trust her. She made garlic snape pesto last night and hooodoggies! She’ll be sweating it out of her pores ‘til tomorrow!
8.) Hold on, she just got ReTweeted by Joanna Gaines and she needs to ReTweet the ReTweet right now.
9.) Something about it being time we built that border wall already….
10.) Cooties.
11.) She already set her intention and moving was not something she manifested.
12.) She’s about to teach the class, so yeah, she’s going to stay where she is, right here, up in front.