I called my husband last night.
Oh, I forgot to mention it was at 12:30am.
Oh, did I not include the fact that I called him on his cellphone?
Oh, praytell, did I fail to note that I was upstairs and he, downstairs?
Oh, and when he came upstairs to answer the phone?
I told him to quit trying to hug me all the time just because my boobs are big.