One of the residual effects of attending an all-girls high school is that I have had to spend the rest of my life trying to learn What Everyone Else Learned in High School About Eye Make-up when I was busy Not Looking Presentable and Wearing Messy Buns Wrapped in Scrunchies in Public. As if that weren't punishment enough, I now must attempt to apply make-up while trying to buffer the wee one from falling down the drain while choking on packing peanuts.
Tell you my latest for keeping her in my peripheral.
Hey there, Baby Girl. I see ya peekin' over that there tub...
Staying so fresh and so clean clean while playing in your empty bathtub while Mama puts on mascara? Awesome.