Sometimes I think I should work in advertising. Then I remember. This is what I come up with....
Spanx Slogans that landed on the Cutting Room Floor:
1. Spanx: We pack your fanny in, but we’re not a fanny pack!
2. Spanx: Shapewear, you can’t escape a pair!
3. Spanx: We put the “ow” into power brief!
4. Spanx: RIP belted leotard, Jane Fonda workout VHS, 1982-1984
5. Spanx: You never get a second chance to make a first compression
6. Spanx: Because Kate Middleton is a princess and I (sigh) am not
7. Spanx: Anyone who says she wears them to the gym is a liar liar yoga pants-on-fire!
8. Spanx: Wait, do tight ends play offense or defense?
9. Spanx: Because Betty White can’t have all the fun!
10. Spanx: The only difference between you and a mannequin is that you're going to have to tinkle!