Facebook Status Cliches Rewritten As Ballad Lyrics for the Oeuvre of the Late Luther Vandross

I.

And just like that
Just li-i-i-i-ike that!...
I had a seven year-old.

II.

On this day,...
On THIS day. I married my best Myyyy best friend.

III.

This weekend… was one for was one for was one for the books.

IV.

I may not post
Very often
But when I do
When I-I-I-I-I do It’s to share This Groupon This one and only Groupon deal With youuuuuu.

V.

If you see this girl
If you seeee
Thi-i-i-i-is girl today! Make sure you tell her? Ha-a-a-a-a-ppy Birth It's her birth It is her birth Happy B-i-i-i-i-i-rthday.

VI.

Our family
Is growing By two feet One foot Then two-o-o-0 feet! Our precious little family is growing By two feet.

VII.
Hashtag
The Lucki-i-i-i-est
Hashtag
Hash to the tag
Hashtag
Blessed

VIII.
I love you To the moon All the way to the mo-o-o-o-on And all the way Allllll the way Come back, Come back from the moon I love you to the moon and back

IX.
Mom and Baby
Are doing just fine Just fi-i-i-ine We are so!

So!

So

So

So

So

So

In Lo-o-o-o-ove.