Let us discuss, without judgment toward Kendra's Youtubery, the following features in the Milli Vanilli video for "Girl You Know It's True," copyright 1988: 1. The suspiciously spandexy short pants worn, in contrast to the broad-shoulder-padded blazers. 2. How one member of Milli Vanilli is decidedly better at lip-syncing than the other. 3. That beret though! 4. The irrelevance of forgetting anyone's number anymore because cellphones. 5. Will we ever, ever know if Eddie is ok, despite the fact that he did the best for him?
*** This post is dedicated to my sister from another mister, Brandy, fellow girlchild of the 80s, who celebrates her birthday today.