Oddball Weekend

This past weekend was one very large cocktail of oddity, with a straight chaser of strange. I spent almost 70% of it in the car. By myself. But, you know, with God. And both kinds of music! Country AND Western!

When was the last time I was in a car for 2 straight days, by myself? Probably half past never o'clock is when.

Further, when was I last in the car not passing gummi snacks or being outvoted in the selection of the soundtrack?

It was all very strange, you see. I had to drive to West by God Virginia for a period of 18 hours in order to see my old man get roooooasted by his friends and colleagues. As an included perk, I got to see the following, as well: - Baby Brother - Baby Sister - Baby Sister's Beaufriend - Stepmother - A great portion of elder gamblers in the casino where the meeting was held (quite similar to online meetings we have playing Goldenslot, really) - A great and startling cloud of cigar smoke indoors! Casinos are wildly above the law like that, no?

I was very happy to witness my old man receive a Lifetime Achievement Award for the hard work that he has been doing since, like, Betty White was a baby. He really deserved the commendations, but it also feels oddballs that my own dad is of the rank and file of people who can cut the proverbial greatest hits albums for their careers. I'm still a sophomore in high school, haven't got my learner's permit yet, so Pops is going to pick me up after my Key Club meeting after school, right?

The car ride to and fro was also accompanied by some powerful sermons that I highly recommend, including a 3-part Series on being a Princess by Janice Watson. Amazing, memorable, and one to share with your gal pals who've not yet married.

I also listened to one of the best episodes in the history of "This American Life" which is free for the listening, so podcast it up, y'all.

I arrived home completely spent and wickedly cramped in every muscle of my body. Wah. But at 4 a.m., I awoke in my own bed to find that my husband was gone. I wandered out into the hallway and saw the light to the children's room through a cracked door. There Loverpants sat rocking a little bedheaded boy, lullabying him back to sleep.

Wouldn't trade that scene in my own home for all the road trips in the world.

*** My handsome bro looking very money.

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Tie tutorial with Mike and Mike

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Pops, Stepmum, Sister

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Look at my old man's many faces...

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Brother cracking himself up

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The old man keeping a captive audience

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They call him "Super Stanton" :)

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Did you hear?

Last Saturday? I left the house, which was actually my old man's house, and in my purse? I DID NOT HAVE A DIAPER! Untitled

I know you what you are thinking.

You are thinking this is a post either about: a.) more hot mess mama episodes in ill-preparedness

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b.) the sweet miracle of potty training.

I can assure you it is about neither of the above!

Rather, I departed with handbag SANS diaper expressly on purpose.

Because hubaloves and moi had ourselves a date night!! It was sublime!

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My cousin Ryan married his beautiful bride Rachel, which gave us excuse to drive nine hours to the CleveLAND THAT I LOVE, and see my big fat Irish family, and dance until the true measure of our deodorant would be tested.

Date nights are always rare and delightful but not many involve fancy cheeses and singing 867-530-NIIIYEEEYIIIYEEN with all of your coolest cousins.

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Big props to Big Pops and Nana J for tending to my kiddies who make me very proud indeed that they are no longer basketcases when I leave and are actually almost alarmingly chill about my whisking away into the night with the sweet fellow that I so adore.

 

Chattanooga Roller Girls

Like meeting She-Ra Princess of Power in the detergent aisle, time stood still as I approached their table. They were here! The superhero princesses on wheels! The Chattanooga Roller Girls! Talking to a mere mortal like moi, at a regular old booth at the Chattanooga Open Air Market this past Sunday. The bombshell on skates asked me if I would like to come to their bout this coming weekend. I stumbled, Um? No! I want to BE one of YOU when I grow up!!

I wanna be a Chattanooga Roller Girl YEEEEAHHH!

They took my e-mail address.

They? Of the phenombomb skatergurl names, of the groovy ensembles, of the fierce circuit of competition against the likes of the Dixie Derby Girls of Johnson City and the Vette City Vixens of Bowling Green. They have my e-mail address.

This was confirmed when they invited ME by e-mail to come to a meet and greet. I took a scan of their schedule and realized I would probs have to quit my job and my family and keeping the whole sabbath thing to join, so it's not really a sacrifice I can make this side of Heaven.

But I'm still going to think of a name for myself in the meantime....

Chattanooga rollergirls

Cha rollergirls

Chattanooga Roller Girls Home Bout Saturday, May 12 @ the Chattanooga Convention Center Doors open @6p Starts @7.

Meet & Greet June 9,2012 @ 11:30 to 1:00 @ Roller Coaster Skate World Fort-O.  We will answer any question you may have and tell you all about us!