Oh, yeah, thanks for asking about that!
I've actually made great strides in bringing uggo lamp back into fashion.
First I took some steel wool and said au revoir to the rust.
Then I spray-painted the base.
Then I bought this lampshade for eight moneys at Tarjay.
Finally, I stared at the lamp for a long time and resolved that it was just going to look sort of DIY and that I was just going to have to accept that once again, I am not Martha, though I do think she is a proprietress of the bomb adhesive stencils.