1985: You might have been a child of the '80s, but you had nothing on my mullet.
1990: Headband, GapKids.
1995: Was I trying to guarantee that no high school boy would ever want to talk to me ever? Or was this just my attempt to look like Dave Barry?
2000: Nothing against Kate Goselin who appears to be going through a hard time, but let it be known, I had the hairdo first.
2005: I married that Asian guy for his money; he married me for the hair.